We extort and pilfer, we filch and sack Drink up me 'earties, yo ho Maraud and embezzle and even highjack Drink up me 'earties, yo ho A...

I'm heavenly blessed and worldy wise I'm a peeping-tom techy with x-ray eyes Things are going great, and they're only getting better I'm...

Come writers and critics who prophesize with your pen And keep your eyes wide, the chance won't come again And don't speak too soon for...

Points per season, some (probably controversial) thoughts on Rowland WInter's departure and in praise of Alex Rae